Pull Pin For Service
Today, I do here-by verily dub and proclaim this day to be…
As in, my life is entirely too full of people to whom I’d like to just up and say, “Go hug a grenade, you mendacious twatwaffle.”
I’m thinking Hallmark could make a killing on the cards.
Get it? A KILLING?! HAH!
Seriously, though. It’s one of those days.